一、我去医院面试，看到你地上有张纸片，我就捡起来丢进垃圾桶，没想到这一幕被面试官看见了，我现在已经是医院的保洁了。
I went to the hospital for an interview. When I saw a piece of paper on your floor, I picked it up and threw it into the trash can. I didn't expect this scene to be seen by the interviewer. Now I am a hospital cleaner.
二、这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了，最可耻的就是秀空调。
It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning.
三、探子紧张地跑来：“报”，将军无奈地张开了怀抱。
The spy ran nervously: "Newspaper", and the general opened his arms helplessly.
四、熬夜可以有效预防老年痴呆，因为熬夜可以防止你活到老年。
Staying up late can effectively prevent senile dementia, because staying up late can prevent you from living to old age.
五、今天是三好学生饿好困好想你。
Today, Miyoshi students are hungry and sleepy and miss you.
六、只要我把脸吃圆就没有人会看扁我。
As long as I eat my face round, no one will look down on me.
七、一百多斤的有趣灵魂。
More than one hundred catties of interesting soul.
八、活跃在各美女视频下的憨憨。
Han Han who is active in the videos of beautiful women.
九、别的无缝衔接是对象一个接着一个 我的无缝衔接是排位一把接一把的输。
Other seamless connections are one object after another, and my seamless connection is losing one rank after another.
十、今天喝奶茶忘记付钱了 然后体验了人生第一次被男生追。
Today, I forgot to pay for drinking milk tea, and then experienced being chased by boys for the first time in my life.
十一、这天气有毒吧这么热 有人给个后羿 或者萧敬腾的联系方式吗。
It's poisonous, isn't it? It's so hot. Can someone give me the contact information of Houyi or Jam Hsiao?
十二、今晚月色很美 仿佛都会说话 他说：让一让 堵路了。
Tonight, the moonlight is beautiful, as if everyone can talk. He said, "Get out of the way and block the road."
十三、你说男孩子的嘴巴会是什么味道的，尝一下应该很下饭吧。
What do you think a boy's mouth will taste? It should be delicious to taste it.
十四、没事你可以慢慢考虑 错过了我这个村 我还有店 连锁店。
It's okay. You can think about it slowly. I missed my village. I have a chain store.
十五、今天出门太阳公公对我说：你要几分熟。
Today, when I went out, my father-in-law said to me: How do you want it cooked?
十六、晚上热醒了别忘了给旁边的舍友盖下被子。
Don't forget to quilt the roommate next to you when you wake up at nigh
十七、心狠手辣的我 舔了一下手指被自己辣哭了。
I licked my finger and cried by myself.
十八、今天偷亲了一个女孩被打了 这难道就是亲人两行泪吗。
Today, I secretly kissed a girl and was beaten. Is this the tears of my loved ones?
十九、我不纹身了 纹身影响我身高 我爸说我敢去就打断我的腿。
I don't have tattoos anymore. Tattoos affect my height. My dad said I would break my legs if I dared.